Batsh*t: Clinton's Out There Reading Her Victory Speech LOL

Hillary Clinton is freaking nuts and liberals just keep feeding that crazy bear. Now, Clinton is giving a 'MasterClass' on how to be a loser which she gets to read her 2016 victory speech to a load of fellow nutjobs. I watched a few minutes of Clinton's speech thanks to Today who published some quick 'highlights' and I have to tell you—She couldn't even pretend to be human.

At one point, Clinton fake-cries about her mother but failed to produce a single tear. The awkward moments kept rolling as Clinton explained that she didn't write a concession speech because no one expected her to lose:

Clinton really laid it on thick with her speech:

“My fellow Americans, today you sent a message to the whole world,” she says. “Our values endure. Our democracy stands strong. And our motto remains: E Pluribus Unum. Out of many, one.

“We will not be defined only by our differences. We will not be an us versus them country. The American dream is big enough for everyone. Through a long, hard campaign, we were challenged to choose between two very different visions for America. How we grow together, how we live together, and how we face a world full of peril and promise together.

“Fundamentally, this election challenged us to decide what it means to be an American in the 21st century. And for reaching for a unity, decency, and what President Lincoln called ‘the better angels of our nature.’ We met that challenge.”

Then came the awkward moment where a tearless Clinton ' wept' as  Clinton imagined approaching her mother as a child:

“I dream of going up to her, and sitting down next to her, taking her in my arms, and saying, ‘Look at me. Listen to me. You will survive,’” Clinton says. “‘You will have a good family of your own and three children. And as hard as it might be to imagine, your daughter will grow up and become the president of the United States.’”

Watch

For the first time, @HillaryClinton is sharing the speech she would have made if she had won the 2016 presidential election. Watch more of the conversation on #SundayTODAY with @WillieGeist. pic.twitter.com/iRLbKUGINc

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) December 8, 2021

While Clinton may know a thing or 20 about losing, I don't think she's qualified to give a class on how to remain resilient through defeat. The only thing resilient about Clinton is her unwavering refusal to go away and her ability to offer us all a good laugh.