Caravan Leader Holds Press Conference – Demands Swifter Asylum Action

November 30, 2018
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If my father were alive today, I know what he would say. He would tell him to wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which hand gets full the quickest. I’ll never forget the last thing my father said to me.

He said, “Watch out you moron. That gun is loaded.” The leaders put out a statement in which they attacked the US for not moving more quickly on asylum requests. They also claim that the violence last Sunday was the fault of the border patrol and that children died from the pepper spray.

Let’s start with the first claim. The invaders began tearing apart the border fencing and throwing rocks and bottles at the Border Control agents BEFORE any pepper spray was shot at them. Several agents were hit by the projectiles. Now, on to the second claim. No children died, but if they did, it wasn’t from the pepper spray. You could put that on your cereal with no ill effects.

The formula used on the border is just water and pepper and contains nothing lethal.

“It has not been easy to leave our countries, to leave part of our family behind, to expose our children and to walk through unknown places in order to have a chance to live in the United States or other countries that can give us an opportunity to work an honest job and offer a better future to our children. We want them to have access to education, healthcare and a life without threats.”

“We were victims of the repression from the U.S. border patrol, they threw tear gas at us various times, the children were affected greatly and we were only walking because we wanted to be seen. We wanted to be recognized as a big group of people who wants to be heard so international laws can protect us as we migrate and seek better lives.”

Who do you suppose is going to pay for their education and health care? As far as international law is concerned, it clearly states that refugees must ask for asylum in the first country to which they come, which is Mexico. And indeed, Mexico offered them asylum and jobs, but the caravan turned them down.

Mexico does not have food stamps, HEAP, HUD, Medicaid or any number of other

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