Looney Leftist Protests Pizza Condiments - NO JOKE!

There is something deeply wrong with an individual that sees maliciousness in everything around them. For instance, the instructions on a ketchup bottle. Pizza Hut's condiments have long displayed instructions on the front of their bottles. The ketchup, in particular, reads 'shake, squeeze, squirt'.

The bottles have not changed in years but now they're suddenly a problem? All because a leftist sees something perverted in the instructions and claims that it could be damaging to kids?

"It's not innocent in my eyes," said Adrian of the 'Shake, Squeeze and Squirt' ketchup label branding he discovered in Pizza Hut's store in Clive Sullivan Way."

"It literally sounds like an app for swingers. I do not understand how someone could put that sentence together, it's awful."

"It is because of the chain's marketing aimed at children that I am worried," he said."

Pizza Hut actually apologized for the labeling. Not surprising considering how many other businesses have folded under 'woke' pressure:

"I can only apologize if you were caused any offense or upset on your recent visit to our Hut, please know it is not our intention to make any of our guests feel uncomfortable. The wording on our ketchup is not meant to cause offense and sorry if this was interpreted this way. This has been the labeling of all ketchup bottles in our restaurants for some time now, and I can only apologize if this impacted the enjoyment of your email."

An unsatisfied Adrian said: "I am not happy with their response. I can not imagine anyone looking at that sauce as tomato ketchup again."

I'm surprised Pizza Hut apologized at all but that's the world we live in, I guess. I hope that a business owner sees this story and realizes it's ok to tell these lone nut jobs to kick rocks.