Operation #MagicResistance: Witches Plan Massive Spell Casting Over Trump, Try Not To Laugh

October 23, 2019
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You just can’t make this stuff up. For maybe the third time since Trump was elected witches, that’s right, witches are threatening to cast a spell on the President. At some point, they have to realize they’re not really doing anything, right?

It is that time of year, I guess…

According to DailyWire, Thousands of witches plan to gather on Thursday to cast a spell on President Trump in a move dubbed #MagicResistance.

The spell is “to bind Donald Trump and all those who abet him,” and the witches plan to do the spell at every waning crescent moon, hoping their magic will drive Trump out of office.

“With rituals and spells for protection of immigrants and refugees, reproductive rights, anti-fascism, and protection of the earth (among other critical issues), you can be part of the powerful #MagicResistance movement,” Michael M. Hughes wrote in 2017 on ExtraNewsfeed.

“This document has been making the rounds in a number of magical groups both secretive and public. It was created by me along with members of several private magical orders who wish to remain anonymous. I make no claims about its efficacy, and several people have noted it can be viewed as more of a mass art/consciousness-raising project (similar to the 1967 exorcism and levitation of the Pentagon), than an actual magical working. But many are clearly taking it very seriously,” he writes.

The last time the group gathered it was to cast a spell on Supreme Court Justice to make sure he would ‘lose’ his battle with accuser Christine Ford. See how well that worked? Before that, I seem to remember a group of witches gathering outside of Trump towers to ‘cast a spell’ for some reason or another.

This is the left, people. If this doesn’t perfectly highlight how nuts the liberals really are, what will?

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